Q: What should you do if you find three Seattle Seahawks football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Q: How do you casterate an Seattle Seahawks fan?ĭear Richard Sherman, I'm getting all my "ducks" in a row. Q: If you have a car containing a Seahawks wide receiver, a Seahawks linebacker, and a Seahawks defensive back, who is driving the car? Q: What do the Seahawks and the mailman have in common? Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Seattle Seahawks fan? Q: How do you stop an Seattle Seahawks fan from beating his wife? Q: What do the Seahawks and the Post Office have in common? Q: What is a Seattle Seahawks fan's favorite whine? Q: Why are so many Seattle Seahawks players claiming they have the Swine Flu?Ī: So They don't have to touch the pigskin! Q: How do you keep an Seattle Seahawks out of your yard? Q: What do the Seattle Seahawks and Billy Graham have in common?Ī: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? Q: How many Seattle Seahawks does it take to change a tire?Ī: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What is the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby?Ī: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What do the Seattle Seahawks and possums have in common?Ī: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?Ī: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do you call Jimmy Graham when he is next to Luke Wilson? Q: What do the Seattle Seahawks and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?Ī: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What is the difference between Russell Wilson and Tom Brady?
When Richard Sherman asked Papa John how many toppings he could have Papa John said you can pick six. Q: Have you heard about the Seahawks new running back? Q: How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: None they are happy living in the 49ers shadow! Q: Why is Thomas Rawls like a grizzly bear? Q: Why does President Obama want to send Seahawk QB Russell Wilson to Syria?Ī: The CIA are convinced Russell is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad. Q: What are the Seahawk's two most hated shows?Ī: The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle! Q: Why can't Russell Wilson use the phone anymore?